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Sam Allardyce? We all sit there sometimes staring at a footballer or a football manager and thinking they really look like someone. Whilst most people just think that, we over at Fzeb Towers like to put things down on paper (or in this case, a digital image) and show the world.
Here we have big Sam Allardyce, most well known for taking an average Bolton Wanderers team, bringing in some superstars, playing some bloody good football and getting some surprising results along the way.
We also have a hippopotamus, who are most well known for secreting an oily red substance (aka. ‘Blood Sweat’) that acts as a natural antibiotic and a sunscreen!
Put them both side by side and what do we have… A lookalike!
Sam Allardyce & A Hippopotamus
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Please note that this website is satire. We feel sorry for the above hippo, and being accused of having a look of Sam Allardyce, but it’s true. Nothing will change our mind on this.
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