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LFC transfer incoming? Much has been made about Chelsea Football Clubs signings over recent seasons, with them signing enough players to play 4 full teams, and the same can be said about Liverpool FC and their lack of activity in the transfer market.
Rumours of attempts to sign Anthony Gordon from Newcastle and Martin Zubimendi have been doing the rounds for a while, with the likes of Giorgi Mamardashvilli from Valencia more recently, but as seems to be the case these days – no incomings seem imminent.
Exclusive Photo
This is an exclusive photograph of Mr Zebra himself, snapped through his living room window. It seems he’s waiting for the powers that be at Liverpool Football Club to announce a LFC transfer. Alas, he has waited too long.
We are aware that feintzebra himself is currently on a health kick and trying to lose at least 5 stone to make himself health, but we believe that this isn’t the way that he wants to lose the weight.
LFC Transfer Fan Reaction
When asked on on x.com whether people are feeling the same as Mr Zebra, we got these reactions:
“Nope. I couldn’t care less! It’s about the squad we have for me.” ~ @thepolyorchid
“Nope!” ~ @Ruudfood_v2
“No” ~ @chrisdd1980
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