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Raygun, the Australian break-dancer who has emerged from the Paris 2024 Olympics with undeniable notoriety is successfully transitioning into a new career.
Sources close to Raygun who have asked not to be named, spoke to us at Fzeb Towers. At the present time they provide some insight into her unconventional career shift following a score of zero at the Paris Olympics.
New Career
The image below captures Raygun delighting in her new role as a background actor in vintage film productions.
Following a series of phone calls and emails requesting a response from Raygun regarding the leaked photograph and speculation about her new career direction, she issued the following statement:
After that hate that I received for my appearance at the Paris Olympics, I thought I’d put my talent (or lack thereof) to better use. As I was pondering my options, a well known movie agent reached out to me and asked me how I’d feel about time travelling into the past and appearing in famous movies. It instantly clicked. This was a sign. Those movies are my favourite moves. Who wouldn’t jump at the chance?
We asked for a taster about what movies she’s travelling back in time to be in but she refused. She then us to bugger off and “wait and see”.
Where’s Raygun?
Have you spotted Raygun in anything recently that we might not be aware of? Feel free to contact us at fzeb.uk and we’ll look into it for you. Furthermore, you can remain anonymous should you so wish.
All stories on this site are entirely fictional. If you choose to believe them, that responsibility lies with you. As far as we know, in regards to this story it isn’t possible to time travel. If it were to occur without our knowledge, there is skepticism that Raygun would time travel to make an appearance in Thriller. We recognize that, given the chance, she would return to the moment of her Olympic selection and refuse the opportunity.
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